Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I didn't notice because vodka
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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