Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
17 year olds will be the death of me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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