i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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