the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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