Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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