my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
