She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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