My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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