Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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