New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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