I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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