Having a random hookup so left but love u
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
where are you?
Hypothermia
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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