her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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