i think my mom watched the whole time
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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