so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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