They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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