This is not my ceiling
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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