She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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