Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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