dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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