but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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