she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
