Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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