why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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