So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
...so i touched it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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