Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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