I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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