3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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