whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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