i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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