just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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