he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
