i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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