If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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