new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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