If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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