is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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