At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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