did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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