So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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