Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
should my penis look like a turkey
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Two words: nipple clamps
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