You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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