either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If its not for food we ain't going out.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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