they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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