Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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