Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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