I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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