How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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