Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
honey bunches of taint.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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