Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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