i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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